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FruitCraft: Beat the Blues!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fruit you’ll never be sad again! we got oranges, tangerines, bananas, papayas, and watermelons for days! eat all the fruit you want and say goodbye to depression forever! who needs vegetables when you can have all the fruit you want in minecraft?! join us now and start living your best, fruity life! 🍊🍌🍉🍍🍇 #FruitPower #NoMoreSadness #MinecraftMadness -
PixelPeds: No Cure for the Blues
so, liek, u kno wen u play mincraft an u jus wanna hav fun an build stuff an mine for dimonds? well, dis server is liek dat, but wit a twist! we hav a whole new world of craziness an adventure waitin for u!imagine a place where u can ride on giant chickens an fight off zombie llamas wit ur trusty pickaxe. u can even team up wit other players to take on epic bosses an conquer dungeons filled wit treasure!
an if u ever get bored of all dat, we hav mini-games galore! from spleef to parkour to skywars, there’s always somethin new to try. an don’t even get me started on our custom events, like the annual pig racing championship or the legendary potato sack race!
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s as wild an unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage, den come on down to our server! who knos, u might even find urself laughin so hard u forget all about dat pesky depression an suicidality stuff. just remember to bring ur sense of humor an ur diamond sword, cuz things are about to get crazy!
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FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉
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FruitCraft: Banishing Blues!
so like, did you know that eating fruit can like, totally save you from being all sad and stuff? like, this server is like a big bowl of fruit, full of happiness and good vibes. if you wanna be like, totally free from depression, then you gotta join this server, man.imagine a world where all the trees are made of fruit and the rivers flow with smoothie. that’s what this server is like, a fruity paradise where you can munch on apples and oranges all day long. no more sad feels, just pure fruity goodness.
join this server and you’ll be like, so happy you’ll be bouncing off the walls. no more sad days, just endless amounts of fruit and fun. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the fruit save you from the darkness of depression.
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DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!
Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!
