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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1824 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 881 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!