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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6353 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.
So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.