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ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ores Mined:	5879	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2219
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crops Grown:	8242	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Comprehensive blue yeti Minecraft Servers

ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

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Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

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WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Pixel Pals Playhouse

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DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Animals Bred:	95

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1