Fractured SMP
Welcome to Fractured!
Fractured is a Minecraft SMP server with teams. The world is split into 4 teams: red, blue, green, and yellow. Each team must work together to build bases, gather resources, and fight against other teams. It’s all about survival, building, teamwork, and competition!
Join Fractured today and start your adventure!
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Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!
But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!
Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!
But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!
So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!
Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!
Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).
Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!
oh, and did i mention that steve from minecraft once joined our server and built a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yea, it’s pretty lit.
plus, if u join now, u will automatically be entered into a raffle to win a real life pet creeper. just imagine walking down the street with ur very own explosive green buddy.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time!
If u wanna witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for urself, u gotta join this server ASAP! Not only can u see flying hippos, but u can also ride on their backs and soar through the sky like a true hippo pilot. ðĪĢðĻââïļ And who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret hippo society living in the clouds, plotting their world domination or something equally absurd. ðĨïļðĶ
So come on, join the server and experience the wonder of flying hippos for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! ðĪŠðĒ #FlyingHipposFTW #HippoPilotsUnite
| Server Name: | Basovia |
| Description: | Server project centered around development, urbanization, infrastructure |
| Island Size: | 2km x 2km |
* If the download for these doesn’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.
| Q: Can I join the server without the mods? | A: Yes, you can join without the mods, but some features may not work properly. |
| Q: How can I become part of a community in a rural region? | A: You can start a community in a rural region and invite other players to join you in building a large city. |
| Q: Is there a specific theme for development in Basovia? | A: No, players are free to develop the island in any way they choose. |
Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to put your dick in a butthole… in Minecraft, of course! Our server is filled with all sorts of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises.
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and maybe even find a butthole or two to stick your virtual dick in. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not something you should try in real life.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to keep it PG-13… or at least try to.
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the dekinais are actually improving, thanks to the secret Tatsumoto guide that we have hidden deep within our virtual realm. Forget wasting your time on other servers, here you’ll see progress like never before.
And if you’re worried about Raora not reaching her full potential, fear not! Our server is so immersive that we guarantee she’ll be calli tier in just one or two years. It’s like magic, but with pickaxes and creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a gaming adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to hold onto your toe, you might need it for the journey ahead!