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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1178 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Votes: | 5793 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!