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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7946 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.