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BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7683	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	287	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	3426
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

child development, club, concerns, Dangers, digital age, indoor, internet access, internet safety, Kids, Minecraft, modern parenting, online dangers, online safety, outside world, parental control, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, pixels, playgrounds, prefer, Safety, screen time, Server, supervision, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!