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AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6719
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	630819	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, basic tasks, Challenging activities, Common activities, Commonly underestimated, deceivingly simple, Deceptively easy, Easy-looking tasks, Everyday challenges, everyday tasks, MineCraftyMess, Misleadingly simple, Mundane chores, not as easy as it looks, Seemingly easy, Simple on the surface, simple tasks, Surprisingly difficult, Tricky maneuvers, Tricky skills, Underestimated activities

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6155
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

#sustainability, blackouts, caribbean, crisis management., Cuba, CubanCraft, developing country, economic crisis, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy policy, energy shortage, Government, hour, Infrastructure, Latin America, long-term solutions, power, power generation, power outages, renewable energy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3661	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	1331	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	4318	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	592505

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

High School Hotties Minecraft Server

Adulthood, career development, Communication, concerts, deactivated profiles, Gender Roles, ghosting, guys, HIGH, high school, hotties, instagram, living life, male crisis, Minecraft, office jobs, relationships, School, Server, social media, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Stories, Travelling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Emeralds Found:	6613
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

asset allocation, capital gains, Diversification, financial independence, Financial Planning, index funds, investment decision, investment portfolio, investment strategy, long-term investment., passive income, property value, real estate, rental income, rental property, rental property cash flow, rental property vs index funds, RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds, retirement planning, VTSAX, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2113

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

deep sadness, Despair, Devastating, difficult experience, emotional pain, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, overwhelming grief, sad, SadBoiGaming, smp, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Tears, Tragedy, Traumatic, unfortunate event

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!