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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4933 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 949001 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our secret underground Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken vs. zombie apocalypse battle. The chickens are armed with diamond swords and the zombies are riding on creepers – it’s absolute mayhem! But don’t worry, you can join in on the fun and help either side win the epic showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to talking squids, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.
So why wait? Join our secret Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of madness and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else!
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