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Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Items Found:	4991	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crops Grown:	6800	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	7944

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

Abuse, cruel intentions, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, emotional torment, emotional trauma, encouraged, Game, Gaslighting, Griefing, Henyas, hurtful comments, hurtful words, Manipulation, mental abuse, mental anguish, Minecraft, Psychological, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, Server, Tears, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

Accuracy, Adventures, blocky, Confirm, Crafty, Curious, doubt, Evidence, fact check, INFORMATION, Investigate, McCraftfaces, question.., Reliable, research, saw this, Somewhere., source, True, trustworthy, Unsure, validity, verify

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Votes:	9711	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

@lutris, /g/fglt, /t/linux, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinux, CREEPERS, fear, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, Penguins, Play, proton, rare, Roberta, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, Tread, Windows games, wine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3761	Dragon Eggs Found:	5771
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!