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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1267 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 482694 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.
and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.
oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.
