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NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Blaze

Blaze, Chernobyl, Conflict, emergency response, escalation, Fire, global impact, international relations, military actions, Nuclear Disaster, Nuclear Plant, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, radiation risk, Russian forces, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, southern Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FIRES THAN A NUCLEAR PLANT IN SOUTHERN UKRAINE! OUR CREEPERS ARE LIT AND READY TO BLOW UP YOUR MIND! COME ON IN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST… LITERALLY! 😂🔥🧨 #MinecraftMadness #NuclearNonsense

MiddleEastMayhemMC

accelerate deployment, Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, FEARS, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhemMC, Military, naval forces, orders, SECURITY, strategic positioning, strike group, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ores Mined:	4446
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a strike group ready to deploy to the middle east, like for realz. we heard Iran is gonna attack Israel and we gotta be ready, so join our server and help us defend the holy land or something. plus, we got like, crazy cool builds and stuff, like a giant diamond castle and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s gonna be lit, so join now before it’s too late! #minecraft #crazystuff #joinus

CraftySlimHeart – Gaming for a healthier heart!

bariatric surgery, Blood flow, cardiovascular health, CraftySlimHeart, diabetes, Gaming, Health improvement, healthier, Heart, Heart failure, heart health, heart muscle, kg lost, long term benefits, obesity, obesity treatment, Remission, risk reduction, surgery, surgical intervention, type 2 diabetes, weight loss, weight loss surgery, weight management

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	175	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where u can lose weight just by playing! our magical world will make u shed those pounds faster than a creeper exploding! after just six months of playing, u’ll be down 29 kg and feeling like a brand new steve. plus, if u had type 2 diabetes before joining, it’ll be in remission faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.” so come on over and start crafting ur way to a healthier heart and a happier u!

ForgedSB

Challenges, collaboration, Community, Competitions, Economy, Events, Features, ForgedSB, Friends, gameplay, Islands, Mechanics, Plugins, progress, Projects, PvP, quality of life, Rewards, Seasonal, Skyblock, Trading

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Enchantments Applied:	218
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to ForgedSB: The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Dive into a world where creativity meets challenge on ForgedSB, the premier Skyblock server designed for players who crave a unique and immersive experience. Build your island from the ground up, explore custom-crafted features, and engage with a vibrant community of fellow adventurers.

Features:

Custom Islands: Start with a variety of unique island types, each offering distinct advantages and challenges. Whether you prefer a classic island or something more exotic, there’s a perfect choice for you. Advanced Economy: Participate in a thriving economy with custom plugins and trading systems. Earn, trade, and spend resources to enhance your island and expand your horizons. Dynamic Events: Enjoy a variety of server-wide events and challenges that test your skills and offer valuable rewards. From seasonal events to special competitions, there’s always something exciting happening on ForgedSB. Unique Plugins: Experience gameplay enhanced by custom plugins tailored specifically for Skyblock. These plugins add new mechanics, features, and quality-of-life improvements to elevate your gameplay. Community Focus: Connect with a friendly and active community through in-game chat, forums, and Discord. Share your progress, collaborate on projects, and make new friends. Join ForgedSB today and forge your path to Skyblock greatness!

play.forgedsb.com:8215

The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard

Adults, armor stands, Bases, Custom, Diamond Economy, Discord, endermen, expand, Farms, Game, gaming district, Griefing, group, HARD, hermitcraft, ip address, Kids, Mature, Player Base, Plugins, PRETEND, Redstone, Relaxed, responsibilities, sanctum, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Shops, Single player sleep, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Votes:	6011
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to Sanctum SMP

Overview
If you’re not 21 years or older or have no interest in playing nice with other easy going adults, please keep scrolling.
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After playing together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server, we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world.
Server Features: Preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, single player sleep.
Hermitcraft inspired server with a focus on building bases, farms, opening shops in the shopping district, and creating games in a gaming district.
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist

For more information and to join our community, visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Do you have any specific rules for gameplay?	We encourage players to treat others with respect and kindness. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Is there an economy system on the server?	We have a diamond-based economy with opportunity for opening shops and businesses in the shopping district.
Are there any special plugins or modifications on the server?	We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, and single player sleep.
Can players build games in the gaming district?	Yes, players are welcome to think of and build games in the gaming district which has yet to be developed.

MinePlunk Minecraft Server

Conception, fertility, fertility awareness, fertility clinic, fertility issues, fertility journey, fertility specialist, fertility struggles maternal health, fertility support family planning, fertility tips, fertility treatment, Minecraft, MinePlunk, motherhood trying to conceive, OVULATION, Pregnancy, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4717
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by getting pregnant! That’s right, every time you hear PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK in the game, congratulations, you’re expecting! But be careful, because creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for – now you have to protect your little blocky bundle of joy too! So come on, join us and experience the ultimate challenge in Minecraft – parenthood!

CraftyWindows8 SMP

Computer, CraftyWindows8, microsoft, operating system, PC, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, windows 8, Windows 8 compatibility, Windows 8 customization, Windows 8 download, Windows 8 features, Windows 8 help, Windows 8 installation, Windows 8 support, Windows 8 tips, Windows 8 tricks, Windows 8 tutorial, Windows 8 updates

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Animals Bred:	165	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of wild chickens who could shoot fireballs from their beaks. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can discover this hidden treasure and become the ultimate warrior of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you three wishes if you manage to catch them. Imagine the possibilities! You could wish for unlimited diamonds, a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those fireball-shooting chickens!

SiblingSkinsOnly

back to school, clothes, custom made, family, fashion, hand-me-downs, Handmade, Materials, MONEY, parents, school starting, secondhand, Sewing, sewing skills, Siblings, siblings’ happiness, SiblingSkinsOnly, spending money, Style, thrift stores, Time management

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of wearing hand-me-downs and thrift store finds? Do you want to stand out in style on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a resident fashion designer (17f) who can make custom clothes for all your Minecraft characters!

With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ores Mined:	2928
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.