Blox MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

raven software, Weapon Builds, Modes, warzone, call of duty

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

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Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

BLOX, cognitive decline, aging, neuroimaging, brain health outcomes

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Minecraft SMP – /Blox/ – Building Blockheads

News, grand festival, collectables, Nintendo, weapons

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic events like the Big Run, where you’ll race against other players in a crazy obstacle course filled with traps and challenges. And don’t even get me started on the Grand Festival, where you’ll have to choose between Past, Present, or Future-themed builds to compete for the title of the ultimate builder!

But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!

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WakeyCraft

family, Apology, summer camp, summer vacation, crying

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

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StupidCraft Minecraft Server

stupidcraft, Minecraft, close-mindedness, ignorance, Communication

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, fastest way, depression, lack of purpose, become miserable

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

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DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Purchases, Deals, Value, Overpaying

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

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NuttyWeightLossCraft

Snacking, satiety, NuttyWeightLossCraft, calorie-controlled, nuts

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

criminal justice, controversial, Minecraft, ACCUSATION, rapist

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

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Minecraft Madness Server

bewildering, weird, what just happened, Mind Blowing, disbelief

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

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