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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8359 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1782 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
