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DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2564
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9004	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	505
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Mousetouch Madness Server

brain development, brain research, developmental neuroscience, madness, mGluR1, mouse brain, Mousetouch, neural connections, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological disorders, neuroscientists, Origins, receptor protein, sense of touch, sensory circuits, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, Synaptic Plasticity, temporary connections, treatment options

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

join dis minecraft server if u wanna unlock ur brain’s full potential like a mouse on steroids. our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with short-lived neural connections making u feel things u never felt before. u’ll be touchin’ blocks like never before, thanks to our mGluR1 receptor protein that’s gonna blow ur mind. forget neurodevelopmental disorders, we’re here to create new ways to treat ur boring old brain. so come join us and let’s get touchy-feely in the wildest minecraft server around!

MineCraft PoE Server – Exile Zone

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Console Update, couch co op, Dead, early access, Exile, gameplay, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, latest news, Links, Minecraft, necropolis, November, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, PoE, POE 2, poeg, Server, Tools, Utilities, Walkthrough, witch, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	800954
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity.

🌟 Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual world is populated by unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Explore dungeons filled with loot, build a castle in the sky, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

🔥 Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will protect you from griefers, hackers, and any other troublemakers. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot and snacks.

💥 And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is the only place in the Minecraft universe where you can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, adventurer! 🚀🔮🐉

BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

banking services, blockchain technology, BlockyBucks, cost efficiency, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., economic impact, electronic payments, financial disruption, financial innovation, financial institutions, financial services, financial technology, financial transactions, FinTech, Minecraft, money transfer, payment systems, peer-to-peer payments, Server, transaction fees

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	2384	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AutisticCraft: No Excuses!

Apology, autism, AutisticCraft, Behavior, Commission, Communication, Conflict, EXCUSE, Excuses, friendship, high end, inconsiderate, luxury brand, Management, misunderstanding, Professionalism, Promotion, social cues, womens clothing, work

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!

But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?

Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?

Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

BerylCraft Minecraft Server

BerylCraft, caribbean, caribbean islands, climate change, devastation, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, hurricane aftermath, Hurricane Beryl, hurricane season, jamaica, Minecraft, natural disaster, Server, severe weather, storm damage, tropical storm, Weather forecast, Windward Islands

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hurricanes stronger than Beryl herself, but don’t worry, they only destroy the boring parts of the map so you can build cooler stuff. we have magical islands that appear out of nowhere and leave at least 1 player dead (jk, respawn is always on). our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in Jamaica partying with the locals. join now and experience the thrill of surviving the storm while building your dream world.

USAcraft: Finnish Defense Deal

Alliance, bipartisan support, Deal, defence agreement, Defense, diplomatic relations, finland, FINNISH, foreign policy, Government, Helsinki, international relations, military cooperation, national defense, nato, Parliament, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Transatlantic Cooperation, unanimous approval, united states, Usa, USAcraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, the finnish parliament, like, totally approved this defence agreement with the USA, right? so you know this server is gonna be lit AF. like, we got all the protection and stuff, so you can build your epic castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up.

and, like, the best part is, the president of Finland himself is a player on this server. he’s, like, always online, building giant monuments and stuff. he even built a replica of the white house, but made it out of diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, seriously, we got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

so, like, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.