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CraftyExpose Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over the most ridiculous things! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and pixelated adventures.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From heated arguments over in-game chat to epic battles for virtual supremacy, this server has it all.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual friendships crumbling over the most trivial of issues. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Who knows, you might even end up blocking your friends over a misplaced block placement. Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

Redstone Panic – Keep Calm and Craft On

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

What’s a ‘red flag’ that’s actually not a big deal, but people freak out about it? When someone on a Minecraft server says they have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up other players’ houses. But don’t worry, Bob is actually a very considerate creeper who only blows up houses that are poorly built and need a remodel. Join our server for a chance to meet Bob and see his explosive personality in action!

BYD SlavCraft: Digging for Diamonds!

Brazil, byd, BYD site, Chinese companies overseas, Chinese workers, corporate accountability., diamonds, Digging, ethical sourcing, fair labor practices, forced labor, human rights violations, international labor standards, labor abuse, labor exploitation, labor rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, SlavCraft, slavery-like conditions, social responsibility, supply chain transparency, worker exploitation, working conditions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1713
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese workers mining diamonds in ‘slavery-like conditions’ just like in brazil!!! it’s a wild ride with non-stop action and drama as you try to escape the evil clutches of your overseers while building the most epic base ever!! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items!! join now for a truly one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!!

Hawaiian Heatwave – Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Miser!

brotherly love, Cheerful Holidays, Christmas spirit, Christmas traditions, family dynamics, festive mood, festive season, Green and Bright Christmas, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Heat Miser, heatwave, Holiday Celebrations, holiday cheer, Kalikimaka, mele, Mele Kalikimaka, Miser, Mr. Miser, Seasonal Preferences, sibling rivalry, Snow-covered Christmas, Tropical Christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Mines Excavated:	1171
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where heat miser rules and snow is banned! why build snowmen when you can build sandcastles in hawaii? heat miser is always throwing tropical parties with lava pits and palm trees. forget about winter wonderlands, we’ve got summer vibes all year round. plus, who needs snow when you can have a volcano as your neighbor? join us for a hot and spicy adventure on our server, where christmas is always green and bright! mele kalikimaka, baby!

Hanamy Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

We Welcome You To Our Minecraft Crossplay Network!

Play with friends from any platform and live an unforgettable experience:

– Survival Custom – Survival Earth – Survival Fantasy – Practice PvP

Join the Adventure and Discover Servers Full of Fun and Challenges!

play.hanamy.net

Your Crafts

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	3292
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Falling into the Void:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to YourCrafts
A [Survival] [SMP] server designed for casual players who long for a nostalgic, close-knit Minecraft experience, now wrapped in holiday cheer!

Key Features
🎅 mcMMO: Level up your skills and unlock festive abilities.
🎄 Lands: Protect your winter wonderland builds with ease.
💰 Gold Standard Economy: Enjoy a balanced, player-driven economy—perfect for holiday shopping!
🛒 ChestShop: Set up your shop and trade gifts with other players.
🔒 LWC: Secure your chests and doors—no Grinches allowed!
⛔ Anti-Cheat: A fair and festive space for all.
🔊 Proximity Voice Chat (Optional): Share laughs and carols with friends nearby.
🌟 Spawn Hub: Begin your journey in a cozy, decorated hub with resources and shops.

Community First
At YourCrafts, the spirit of togetherness shines brighter than ever during the holidays. We’re more than just a server; we’re a family where everyone’s name is known.
We also believe in preserving the joy you create. That’s why we promise never to reset the world. Your festive builds and winter memories will always be there, ready for your return. The only thing you need to maintain is your land—and that’s it!

Join Us for the Holidays!
Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or rediscovering the game this season, we’d love to have you. Let’s celebrate the magic of the holidays together and create memories that sparkle like Christmas lights.
🎁 Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us
🎄 Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

FAQs:

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us to connect.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join using the following link: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, you can protect your builds using the Lands feature on the server.

Q: Are there any special holiday events on the server?

A: We often host special holiday events and activities on the server. Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on Discord for updates.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, we have a balanced, player-driven economy that is perfect for holiday shopping and trading.

Crystal Void Realms 1.21

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	2492	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

2025, Anime, January 4, Japanese comics, jump, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga fans, manga industry, manga magazine, Manga News, manga publication, manga readers, manga release date, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Next issue, shonen jump, Shonen Jump issue, smp, upcoming release, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crops Grown:	6683	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

WickedUncleMC

Abilities, adhd, AGES, AITAH, concerns, down syndrome, DREAD, flying monkeys, generous offer, gift, handle, insisting, Kids, mean well, navigating, Needs, NEGATIVE, Nightmare, paying customers, perfect world, politely decline, refusing, runtime, sensory needs, severe autism, standing firm, trial and error, uncle, Wicked tickets, WickedUncleMC

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

JewHuntersPrisonCraft

Amsterdam, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam news, anti-semitism, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, discrimination, Dutch court, European court, European law, hate crime, Jew hunt, JewHuntersPrisonCraft, Justice, Legal System, Netherlands, Prison, punishment, racial profiling, sentences

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	4389
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!