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BlockyBlowjobs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	991436
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mines Excavated:	1972

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

DemoralizingCraft: Where every block break feels like a personal attack

Attack, BLOCK, blowjobs, body count, Break, BVLLs, demoralising, demoralizing, DemoralizingCraft, Feels, gypsies, hard work, high body count, hit on, Muslim, Open, Personal, roasties, sex, shittests, sloppy seconds, stupid games, white dude, whore, Women, Years

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server where even the most unlikely players can find love and adventure!

Are you tired of being an “ok looking white dude” in real life? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 120lbs Muslim BVLL or a Gypsy getting blowjobs out in the open? We’ve got you covered!

Forget about not getting any sex except from “roasties” in real life. On our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual love and attention from all kinds of players. No need to work hard for some sloppy seconds here, just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Join us now and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love as an “ok looking white dude”. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Insane Minecraft Server today!

UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

adult female, attraction, blowjobs, butt sex, child, child marriage, chopping off balls, chopping off tits, cleaning buttholes, Consumption, Creation, crossdressing, Cuckolding, Degenerate, drinking female piss, Game, growing tits, Marriage, morally wrong, moulding pussy meat, Muttland, orgies, penis, porn, producing children, Roleplaying, sex during menstruation, spreading aids, spreading herpes, Threesomes, UnderageCraft, vassal states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
New Chunks Explored:	462020	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!

Airbnb, Apology, backyard, bad review, booking amount, cabin rental, CabinCrafters, camping, cleanliness, concerns, Hipcamp, host, mouse poop, next guests, privacy, private cabin, rant, refund, review, torn, Unclean, unprivate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.

And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ShadowFleetMC Server

Blacklist, embargo, ENERGY, EU, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Maritime, names, oil tankers, russia, Russian, sanctions, sanctions evasion, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetMC, Shipping industry, Trade, Vessels

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

EUkraineCraft

accession negotiations, Approval, diplomatic talks, eastern europe, enlargement policy, EU-Ukraine relations, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, formal, international relations, membership process., negotiation process, Opening, political decision making, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.

join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.

plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.

come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?

DumpsterFireCraft

Blaze, contained, Containment, Controlled, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, dumpster fire, DumpsterFireCraft, emergency, extinguish, Firefighters, Fires, flames, hazard, Loss, Prevention, Risk, Safety, Trash, Value

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crops Grown:	1004	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

yo, dis server be like a dumpster fire, but in a good way! we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush up in here. join us if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your minecraft life.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?

TombCrafters: Vintage Vino Discovery!

ancient artifacts, Ancient beverages, ancient civilizations, Ancient discovery, Archaeological research, archaeology, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, historical find, historical preservation, Oldest wine, preservation, Spanish history, Spanish tomb, Tomb excavation, Tomb exploration, TombCrafters, Vino, vintage, wine, Wine history, Wine production, wine tasting.

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7300
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da OLDEST WINE EVERRR!!! like, 2,000 years old, dat’s older dan yo grandma’s grandma, bro. imagine sippin on dat ancient grape juice while buildin ur epic castle or fightin off creepers. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda luxury on any other server, trust meh. come join da fun and get turnt with sum ancient wine, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude. #winefordays #minecraftgoals #ancientturnup 🍷🏰🔥

HorizonMines – Season 3 – High quality Skymining!

bedrock edition, Box, content creators, crossplay, eastereggs, ELYTRA, Feedback, Fishing, Fun, Giveaways, Immersive, java edition, Map, Other, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Pvparena, Revolutionize, Skymining, Skyminingpvp, Staff, Suggestions, Treasure Hunts, Tridents

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	206376	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16

HorizonMines is an small upcoming SKYMINING server that is looking to revolutionize the space with an actual skymining experience, elytra’s, a wonderfully build map and tons of eastereggs create an immersive and endless world of possiblities and to have fun. The goal of HorizonMines is to simply become the best skymining server out there, the best map, the best gameplay and the best experience. We are actively looking for staff, content creators and people whom can give feedback and suggestions so we can accomplish the goal of becoming the absolute best out there.

GiveawaysWe often host ingame and discord nitro giveaways in our discord for players, you can join our discord now with this link: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNu

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTWe are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

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Discord: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNuIP: HorizonMines.netBedrock IP: horizonmines.bedrock.minehut.ggWebsite: https://HorizonMines.netStore: https://store.horizonmines.net

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Vanilla Java 1.21 SMP Server: The Sequel – Now with Extra Seasoning and Discord!

application, Cheating, Community, decent, Discord, Drama, EXTRA, fair, family, gameplay, Griefing, hermitcraft, java, Mature, Players, policy, pvp-ing, Reset, Season, Seasoning, Sequel, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Server Name	Seqcraft SMP
Gameplay	Vanilla Minecraft
Community Focus	Building a hermitcraft-minded community
World Reset	Approximately every major Java edition release
Server Rules	No stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism
Age Range	13+ to 40+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often does the world reset on Seqcraft SMP?

The world resets approximately every major Java edition release, which initiates a 7-day countdown to a new season.

2. What are the server rules regarding gameplay?

The server enforces a policy of “be fair and be decent” which includes no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism, or excessive drama. Playing together and building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.

3. Is there an age restriction to join Seqcraft SMP?

The server welcomes players aged 13+ to 40+, with a focus on having a mature community where adult behavior is expected. Younger members under 18 are allowed with vouching from existing members or by submitting a whitelist application.

4. How can I join Seqcraft SMP?

Instructions for whitelisting can be found in the server’s Discord channel #server-info: https://discord.gg/Nhwsaw96Rx

Crafty Slavs Minecraft Server

Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, russian women, Server, slavs, Won

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Russian women have taken over and are dominating the game like never before! Join us for a chance to witness these fierce ladies build the most epic structures with their bare hands and take on creepers with their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Russian women have hidden all the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your share of the treasure?

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the infamous Russian bear riding a minecart through the server, causing chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this wild spectacle!

So come join us on our server where Russian women won’t just steal your diamonds, they’ll steal your heart too. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else!

RebornCraft: Minecraft Server

determination, Endurance, Hope, IM LEARNIN TO TALK AGAIN, IM LEARNIN TO WALK AGAIN, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, persistence, physical therapy, progress, reborncraft, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, WAITED LONG ENOUGH, WHERE DO I BEGIN

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	3452	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re ready to learn how to walk and talk again! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that it will teach you how to do basic human functions all over again.

Join us and witness the miracle of learning to walk and talk again in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life therapy when you can just play on our server and become a functional human being once more? Don’t wait any longer, come join us and start your journey to rediscovering your basic motor skills. It’s a whole new level of gameplay, literally!

WeightCheckMC Server

apology refusal, child’s health, child’s weight, childhood obesity, Communication Issues, daughter’s weight, family conflict, family disagreement, family dynamics, family outing, horse riding, horseback riding, mother-in-law, overweight child, parenting, pony ride, ranch visit, Safety concerns, Server, weight limit, weight management, WeightCheckMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!