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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

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Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mines Excavated:	1383
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just don’t light it, trust us). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, and our events are so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Suck this cock now and join the madness!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	1325
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Potions Brewed:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to become the ultimate ruler of the server! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing until you cry as you build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll ride pigs into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if you’re wondering why some people think giving a blowjob is degrading for the girl, well, on our server, we have a whole quest dedicated to solving that mystery. Rumor has it, the answer lies in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in dirty jokes.

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of being catfished on Telegram? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about fake promises! Join us and experience a world where the only surprises are the ones hidden in treasure chests. Plus, who needs a sketchy Telegram message when you can join a community of players who are always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond sword)? So come on in and leave those shady messages behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	6250	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

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Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Enchantments Applied:	168	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Items Found:	4027	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	7266
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

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⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5341
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

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Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
New Chunks Explored:	831051	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crops Grown:	3141	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	1268	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?