Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	268
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

ScanSMP

auction house, Banks, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Features, gameplay, Jobs, Minecraft, miner, Players, quality of life, Server, Shop, Survival, Updates, VIP Rank, Woodcutter

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Votes:	6968
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

mc.scanash.xyz

The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

Biomes, CHANGE, Cross-Platform Play, Custom, Custom Biomes, Dynamic economy, Dynamically, Dynmap, Dynmap Integration, Economy, Fighting, Hop, java bedrock, Lily, Live Map, Map, Origins, Origins System, PAD, player-driven economy, Players, smp, team play, Teams, Watching

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Welcome to The Lily Pad!

Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

Key Features:

Cross-Platform Play:	Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes:	Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System:	Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play:	Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy:	Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map:	Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

Custom Biomes

Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

Origins System

Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

Teams

Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

Player-Driven Economy

Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

Dynmap Integration

Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
How do I choose an origin in the Origins System?	Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
Can I create my own team on the server?	Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
Is there a way to set up shops in the game?	Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
How can I access the live map feature?	The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beach, Bum, Coast, Country, Cultural experience, discovery, Escape, Exploration, Foreign, Minecraft, morning, Nature, picrel, Relaxation, Serenity, Server, sunrise, travel, vacation, waking up, Walking, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	564752	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

consumer electronics, drawer, electronic devices, Gadget Reviews, gaming accessories, gaming devices, gaming industry, gaming on the go, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, Minecraft, miyoo mini, portable entertainment, portable gaming, smp, Tech Gadgets, Tech Trends, Technology, up, worth it, WORTH..

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	2371

Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

Airplane, Apology, body size, boyfriend duties, budget travel, Chivalry, comfort, Communication, compromise, GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer, girlfriend duties, mutual friends, overreacting, personal space, relationship, Respect, seating arrangement, size difference, Student Life, travel etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

SisSwapCraft

Accommodation, Apology, cost, Dinner, disagreement, flights, Food, front desk, Girls trip, guest, Hotel, hotel room, key card, overbooked, royal suite, SisSwapCraft, sister’s trip, sisters, Understanding, upgraded room, Upset

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6569	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

Minecraft SMP Confessions

Confessions, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure admit, guilty pleasure comfort, guilty pleasure confession, guilty pleasure delight, guilty pleasure enjoyment, guilty pleasure favorite, guilty pleasure fun, guilty pleasure happiness, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure joy, guilty pleasure love, guilty pleasure not ashamed, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure passion, guilty pleasure satisfaction, guilty pleasure secret, guilty pleasure treat, Minecraft, not ashamed guilty pleasure, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Star Shards Collected:	272	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8063
Secret Passages Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?

coping with stress, critical thinking, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, difficult decision, emotional intelligence, facing adversity, growth mindset., handling difficult decisions, learning from mistakes, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, PixelPanic, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, tough choices

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1793
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color block to build your house with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions every day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.

Pixel Pals United

Censorship, cultural heritage, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data preservation, digital archives, digital libraries, digital preservation, freedom of information, historical documents, historical records, information access, information freedom, internet archive, internet censorship, online activism, online protest, Palestinian activists, PALS, PIXEL, political activism, taken down, United

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5413	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

JungleSMP Survival Server

KitPvP, LifeSteal, multiplayer PvP factions Minigames prison economy Creative Skyblock hardcore Pixelmon Vanilla Tekkit Roleplay Anarchy RLCraft Skywars parkour Towny Creative 1.17, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1288	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.com Port – 25408 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – play.junglesmp.com with same port

play.junglesmp.com:25408

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