but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.
Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster of self-destructive behavior, where you can unleash your inner chaos and watch the world burn (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting to take over the server with their explosive antics.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of unintentional destruction in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s memory capacity)? Join now and let the chaos begin!
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more mobs than a Taylor Swift breakup song.
You can build the most epic castles and pixelated masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a royal rumble with creepers and zombies.
Plus, the community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of Netherack.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!
Just like how you’re constantly covered in cat hair, our server will have you covered in fun and excitement at all times. And just like how you have to clean up bodily fluids off the floor, you’ll be cleaning up blocks and building epic structures in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Our server will make you feel like you’re losing a whole room of your apartment to cats, except instead of cats, it’s filled with endless possibilities and adventures. And just like how you feel like you’re being made to feel insensitive about the cat situation, our server will make you feel like a true hero, saving the day and conquering challenges.
So come join us and leave all your real-life cat problems behind. Our server is the purr-fect place for endless fun and excitement!
join us and experience the thrill of everything no matter how great is ought to fall, but in a fun way! we have insane builds that will make ur eyes pop out of ur head and ur jaw hit the floor!
plus, we have the most epic events like a chicken jousting tournament where u ride on pigs and try to knock each other off with sticks! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything u never knew u needed in a minecraft server!
so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the best way possible!
if u join our server, u can witness these insane wildfires firsthand and see just how much chaos they can cause. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! plus, u can help us study these wildfires and maybe even come up with a solution to stop them. who knows, u might even become a hero in the minecraft world!
so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling out-of-control wildfires while also saving the planet. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, and u won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun!
Here at A ZOMBIE PIGFART BROKE MY BUTT we value you, the player. We want to be your friend and provide a fun gaming experience for you!
| Rules | One rule, NO CHEATS ALLOWED. |
|---|---|
| IP Address | lawlessmc.com |
Warning: This server has no restriction on adult content. It is not family-friendly without active adult supervision. DO NOT TRUST GLOWSTIX!!!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are cheats allowed on the server? | No, cheats are not allowed on the server. Please play fair and follow the rules. |
| What is the server’s IP address? | The server’s IP address is lawlessmc.com. Use this to connect to the server. |
| Is the server family-friendly? | No, the server is not family-friendly and contains adult content. It is recommended to have adult supervision while playing. |
| Should I trust Glowstix in the game? | No, do not trust Glowstix in the game. Be cautious and stay safe while interacting with other players. |
Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered. It’s like a movie, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about good and evil, then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the bad guy you never knew you wanted to be. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us and witness epic battles where players settle disputes with build-offs instead of swords. Show off your manly skills by creating the most fabulous pink castle or the most extravagant diamond armor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bro Code, where players must adhere to ridiculous rules like always complimenting each other’s pixelated abs and never leaving a bro behind in a creeper attack.
So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of manliness in Minecraft, join us now and become the ultimate bro-builder!
