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CreepCraft: Where we mine, build, and creepily admire each other’s creations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!

But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.

HolyCraft: Where Saints and Sinners Unite

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in your nation? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to god-like status! Build towering temples, summon lightning bolts, and rain down divine punishment on your enemies. Who needs democracy when you can rule with an iron fist and a golden crown? Join us and become the holy ruler you were always meant to be!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic Minecraft streamers out there!

Imagine building your dream castle with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can turn a simple block of dirt into a majestic fortress in no time. Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they can tame a whole army of wolves to protect your base!

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy adventures with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived (true story). And if you’re feeling brave, you can join Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with players like Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ around, anything can happen – and probably will!

Fallout 76: The Minecraft Edition – Now with less bugs and more blocks! Join us in 2024 for some epic fun!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of wandering the wasteland alone in Fallout 76, only to be ambushed by radioactive squirrels and glitchy NPCs? Well, fear not my fellow vault dwellers, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where you can build your own vault, complete with working toilets and a never-ending supply of Nuka-Cola. No need to worry about paying for extra microtransactions, because here everything is free!

But that’s not all, folks! We have special events like Deathclaw rodeos and Ghoul beauty pageants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with legendary loot and dancing mole rats.

So why wait for Bethesda to fix their game when you can join us and experience the true post-apocalyptic fun in Minecraft? Grab your pickaxe and power armor, and let’s survive and thrive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

LOLcraft: Where the jokes are so good, even the creepers can’t help but laugh!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where anything goes, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild that even the NPCs have a sense of humor – they’ll break out into a dance routine at the drop of a hat!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll witness epic battles between je ws and muslims, with plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when a chicken might challenge you to a dance-off!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our best friends and diamonds are forever!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as epic as a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event! Join us for the most outrageous adventures, like hunting for Moogle Treasure Troves and traveling between data centers like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!

Lost in Blocks

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience a world where you can live with your childhood friend for 10 years without aging a day – it’s like a real-life Peter Pan situation, but with creepers and zombies instead of pirates and fairies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.

So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!