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>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	177	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	911579	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Items Found:	8794	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Potions Brewed:	87
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	7205	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Towns Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!