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NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4315	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mines Excavated:	4420
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	858	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchantments Applied:	136
Dragon Eggs Found:	786	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	6560
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

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The Tangles: Where mobs get more tangled than headphones in your pocket!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7809	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world of the Tangles, and navigate the twisted political realities of various factions. The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.

Server Information:

Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer:

Watch the trailer here

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Players can join factions, battle through dungeons with allies, explore a shattered world, and engage in political intrigue.
How can I join the server?	Connect using the Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us and join the Discord for updates and community engagement.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram: Watch the trailer here

Max Speed Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate speedmaxxing experience! Drive your virtual car over the speed limit by 40 blocks per second and watch as the virtual ladies swoon over your pixelated charm. With the forecast predicting heavy rain in the game, you can test your skills by blindly speeding through dangerous driving conditions and narrowly avoiding virtual accidents. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress a virtual Trixie gf along the way! Don’t miss out on the adrenaline-fueled fun – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /lig/ – The Big Indie Society

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! This server is like no other, it’s the Dancing Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! That’s right, we only vibe with the VIPs in the vtuber world.

But wait, there’s more! We accept shilling of your 499 view oshi because let’s be real, numbers fluctuate like crazy. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re golden!

Join us and rub elbows with the likes of Filian, Nihmune, Sinder, Shylily, and more! We even have non-English vtubers like Orkpod, Akamikarubi, and KSPKSP. And don’t worry, we keep track of all the numbers on our website because we’re legit like that.

But that’s not all, we have a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar! And if you’re into some spicy stuff, we have Koikatsu cards for your pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild Minecraft SMP and let’s dance our way to victory! Just remember, Ducks are the official mascot of this server, so quack your way to glory! See you in the game, party animals!