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Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	953
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1815	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Death with Dignity, DoggyEuthanizeMC, emotional pain, end of life, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia considerations, euthanasia debate, euthanasia decision, euthanasia ethics, euthanasia for humans, euthanasia for pets, euthanasia laws, euthanasia options, euthanasia process, euthanasia rights, euthanasia support, euthanized, mercy killing, Server, sick dog, Suffering, terminal illness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	6638	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

SMP_CraftyCreeper15394125

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5192	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

FamilyDrama Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #familydrama, AITAH, awful relationship, Bonding, Communication, Communication Issues, cultural clash, Cultural differences, European roots, family dynamics, Grandchild, mediate, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Pregnancy, Rift, Russian values, Server, vaccination, Visit, Wife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1721
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.

Imagine a world where your in-laws fly all the way to Russia to meet their grandchild, only to be denied the chance to hold him because of some vaccination drama. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

And don’t forget about the cultural clashes between European and Russian values. Who knew Minecraft could teach you so much about international relations?

So come join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

SurgerySassCraft

family conflict, family pressure, financial trouble, local hospital, Medicaid/Medicare, niece surgery, public health insurance, single mom, spine surgery, surgery assistance, surgery assistance offer, surgery center, surgery center owner, surgery complications, surgery decision, surgery ethics, surgery options, surgery refusal, surgery reimbursement, surgery scheduling, SurgerySassCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law living with you? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and medical mishaps!

We specialize in spine surgery, just like the surgery center in this crazy story. But don’t worry, all of our surgeons take public health insurance, so you won’t have to deal with any Medicaid/Medicare drama here.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to convince your family members to let you perform surgery on them in a virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SillySteveMC SMP

absurd choices, asinine choices, boneheaded moves, brainless behavior, daft decisions, dumb moves, foolhardy decisions, foolish actions, idiotic behavior, idiotic blunders, imbecilic behavior, laughable errors, ludicrous actions, moronic moves, nonsensical behavior, preposterous actions, ridiculous mistakes, senseless actions, silly mistakes, SillySteveMC, smp, stupid decisions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockScape

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ex, ExBlockScape, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, last straw, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self love, self-care, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken.

Our server is so amazing that even your ex will be jealous of all the fun you’re having. Imagine a place where you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

So say goodbye to your ex and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than on any other server. Just saying.

CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal

CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal, Deal, Diplomacy, exchange, extradition, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Kremlin, Navalny, Négotiation, opposition leader, political asylum, political prisoner, prisoner swap, protest, putin, russia, sanctions, security concerns, united states, White House

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Navalny was gonna be exchanged as part of a deal with Russia, but then he was like, nah, i’m gonna join this server instead. and now he’s like building the sickest castles and stuff, it’s wild, man.

plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.

and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.

so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?

MorallyMinecraft

arrogance, Behavior, Disrespect, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, Ethics, Hypocrisy, Immorality, interpersonal relationships, judgement, mistreatment, moral high ground, moral superiority, morality, MorallyMinecraft, repugnant behavior, self-righteousness, social dynamics, superiority complex, Treatment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3088
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, liek, u know how sum peeps think they all high n mighty but then they act like total jerks? well, dis server is da total opposite of dat! we all about havin fun n bein silly, no judgy mcjudgersons allowed here!

join dis server if u wanna build a giant toilet house or ride a pig into battle. we got crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “creeper dodgeball”. plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u never know what kinda shenanigans will happen next!

forget about all da serious servers out there, come join us for a good time and lots of laughs. who needs morals when u got memes and mayhem? join now and let’s get weird together!

TubercraftSA: Risky Business

Business, Disease, epidemiology, health, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, public health, Pulmonary Disease, research, risk factors, Risky, south africa, study, TubercraftSA, Tuberculosis, Tuberculosis Epidemiology, Tuberculosis Factors, Tuberculosis Healthcare, Tuberculosis Prevention, Tuberculosis Research, Tuberculosis Risk, Tuberculosis South Africa, Tuberculosis Study

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes!