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The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug

21, accepting, Adults, application form, Community, considered, Cozy, creeper, cuddles, Discord, encouraging, Enderman Grief, Friendly, hard difficulty, Hug, java, LGBTQI+ friendly, multiplayer, new map, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shire, smp, Survival, Voice Interview, Whitelist

The Cozy Shire
The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you! Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations! ==ABOUT US== Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday A New 1.21 Map Hard difficulty LGBTQI+ friendly Fire spread is turned Off Pl3xMap Discord Discord/ ingame chat integration We’re looking for players who Age 21 and over Anti-Enderman Grief And More… Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together! Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well. Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

The Cozy Shire

The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you!

Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations!

==ABOUT US==

Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday
A New 1.21 Map
Hard difficulty
LGBTQI+ friendly
Fire spread is turned Off
Pl3xMap
Discord
Discord/ ingame chat integration
We’re looking for players who
Age 21 and over
Anti-Enderman Grief
And More…

Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together!

Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well.

Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of server is The Cozy Shire?	The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 and over to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have anti-Enderman grief measures in place.
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application form linked in the overview and be prepared for a voice interview.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, The Cozy Shire is LGBTQI+ friendly.

EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

1932, Calvinism, coal, Comprehensive Calamity, Democracy, doctrine, electricity, Eugenics, EugenicsCraft, human beings, Iron, key, Philosophical Dogmas, Political Doctrines, progress, Progressive Evolution, protestantism, Ralph Adams Cram, Religious Dogmas, Rousseau, society, Steam, Technological Civilization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!

Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!

Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?

Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.

So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?

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SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

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RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

AITAH, Behavior, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, control, crazy, Decision making, family trip, inappropriate, Lawyer, Legal, Monitoring, parenting, Phone, reddit, RedditCraft, Son, supervision, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

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LifeRater Minecraft SMP

Contentment, current life, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life balance, life evaluation, life experiences, life fulfillment, life happiness, life journey, life progress, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeRater, Minecraft, personal growth, Rating, satisfaction, self reflection, self-assessment, smp, well-being

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

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CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

blocks, cathartic experience, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, emotional breakdown, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, emotional release techniques, Emotional support, emotional triggers, mental health, Mental well-being, personal growth, processing emotions, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

Are you tired of crying in real life? Well, cry no more and join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember the last time you cried in real life. From epic pranks to wacky adventures, this server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Axe Off)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sad tears and hello to tears of joy!

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Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, Epic, Erdogan, Erdogan government, Erdogans, Government, international relations, INVADE, Israel, Jerusalem post, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, threat, turkey

lol imagine if Erdogan tried to invade Israel but ended up in a Minecraft server instead! that’s right, come join our server where you can build your own virtual Turkey and invade other players’ lands (just kidding, no real invasions here).

we have crazy events like a turkey costume contest where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the map. plus, our admin team is as powerful as Erdogan’s mustache, always ready to help and make sure everyone is having a good time.

so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way (just don’t try to invade them, okay?).

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GazaDocPainCraft

Abuse, cruel treatment, DOCTORS, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaDocPainCraft, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, international conflict, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, MIDDLE EAST, Pain, patient rights, psychological torture, Suffering, Trauma, violence, war zone

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are actually evil masterminds trying to cause pain to players? Well, look no further cuz on this server, the Gazan doctors will stop at nothing to make sure you suffer in the most outrageous ways possible!

One time, a player got captured by these doctors and they made him mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end. Another player was forced to build a giant statue of a creeper out of dirt blocks, only to have it blown up by a TNT trap right before completion.

But the craziest story of all is when a player tried to escape from the doctors’ evil clutches by building a secret underground base. Little did he know, the doctors had planted a bunch of hidden traps that turned his base into a death maze filled with lava, zombies, and poisonous spiders.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your sanity, come join us and see if you can survive the twisted world of the Gazan doctors!

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SeaSipCraft

adaptation, adaptation to environment, biology, Drinking, environmental adaptation, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary process, human evolution, Marine Biology, marine life, natural selection, Ocean, salt tolerance, SALTWATER, SeaSipCraft, Seawater, Survival, water consumption, water scarcity

join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!

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breadsmp

breadsmp, Claiming, Community, Cross-Play, Friendly, Houses, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, no killing, no lore, no staged events, No Stealing, normal server, rules, Survival

14 friendly members, houses for claiming, just a normal survival multiplayer server. No lore, nothing staged.

Rules:

No cheating/hacking, no griefing, no stealing, no killing without reason.

bsmpn.falixsrv.me:25436

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