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Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2252	Astral Projections Made:	4

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9821
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Emeralds Found:	9491
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4667
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1308	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Players Killed by Monsters:	5009	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Items Found:	1053	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	809630
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8588
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!