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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4864 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!