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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Buildings Constructed:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	75	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Votes:	8145	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3414	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mines Excavated:	2538	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	758357	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	1552	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1321	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	8427
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1929	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!