Bloonchipper Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

activism, Adventure, bastards, citizen empowerment, community involvement, demanding justice, do something, fighting back, general, general public, grassroots movement, holding accountable, Joe, joe six pack, Making A Difference, Minecraft, Pack, Political Engagement, public action, public outcry, Publics, smp, social change, social responsibility, standing up, step in, taking a stand

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

ExStepChefCraft

Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltz

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	7026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	86	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.