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WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8673	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Animals Bred:	101	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	418	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	3808	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	802726	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!