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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2956 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3686 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 11566 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!