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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5378 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 4477 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!