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Blocky Job Hunt: Minecraft Server for Late Bloomers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?

Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?

And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.

7K Crew Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Ores Mined:	4748	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

ClinicClapbackCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.

CartoonCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	286	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dimension Hops:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Imagine a world where your best friend is not just any ordinary human, but a cartoon character brought to life in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures with your new animated BFF. From Spongebob Squarepants teaching you how to build the perfect pineapple house to Bugs Bunny outsmarting creepers with his carrot tricks, the possibilities are endless! So why settle for boring old human friends when you can have a zany cartoon companion by your side in our server? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PixelPiggy’s AI Adventure

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old A.I. bots that do nothing but stand around and look pretty? Well, do we have the server for you! Our A.I. bots are so advanced, they can actually tell jokes and roast you in the chat! Join us for a laugh riot as our A.I. bots try their hand at stand-up comedy and improv. Who knows, you might even get roasted so hard you’ll respawn in tears! So come on down to our wacky server and experience the future of A.I. in Minecraft…or at least a really good laugh!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	5545
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	3016	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!

ChurchesGoneWild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	164272	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	3316	Votes:	9666
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! We got more fire than those Canadian churches, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Only 2 of those church burnings were accidents, but on our server, we promise all the fire is intentional and part of the epic gameplay experience.

Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!

GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Adult Minecraft Server
Community Activities	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
Server Atmosphere	Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
Membership Criteria	18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players join this server?	Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
What activities are available in the community?	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
Is griefing allowed on this server?	No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
How can I join the server?	18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3073	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!