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Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

Active players, building, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, INDIVIDUALS, mini blocks, more mob heads, Play styles, Plugins, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Sovereign, theft, tolerance policy, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Items Found:	6753	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchantments Applied:	158
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	144	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Votes:	5825

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

McGillRaid Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than a pro-palestinian protest at a mcgill building! tear gas not included, but the fun is! build your own epic structures and battle it out with other players in intense pvp battles! who needs tear gas when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now for a riot of a good time!

UkrainianCraft: $225M Upgrade Pack

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	7020	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mines Excavated:	4339	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

LOL GUYS, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz we got more military aid than Ukraine! we got $225 MILLION worth of epic stuff to help u conquer the blocky world! we got diamond swords that shoot lasers, creepers that give u hugs instead of blowin’ up, and a secret base full of cake and puppies! join now and be the ultimate warrior in the craziest minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

NarcissisticCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ores Mined:	5038	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epicness! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our players are so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space.

plus, our chat is so savage, even the poor people getting diagnosed with narcissism when they find out about all the trash talk about it online. so come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🦄

VaxCraft: No Stillbirths Here!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have no association between getting a vaccine and stillbirth like wut even is that correlation?? we did a study at yale and found out that our server is the safest place to play minecraft while pregnant like seriously no stillbirths here! plus, we have the craziest stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. join now for the most outrageous adventures and no stillbirths guaranteed!