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ZenithCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, accusations, accusing, Attention, attention seeking, Boost, Claims, Copying, dopamine boost, false, false claims, front page stream, Harassment, Party, pity party, praise, Problem, Stream, twitch, VT, xitter, ZenithCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	417

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual escape from all the drama and haters!

Come build your own world and forget about all the Xitter drama, who needs that when you can be crafting and mining in peace?

Don’t be like that Twitch streamer looking for a dopamine boost, join us and get that sweet virtual high from building epic structures and exploring new lands!

No pity parties here, just pure fun and adventure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave all the haters behind!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, celebration, college, Communication, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Etiquette, Festivities, foreigner, friendship, Gratitude, India, luxury, meat, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Server, Traditions, vacation, Wealthy, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4664
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the extravagant Indian wedding without alcohol and meat, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little cranky like Ethan).

Embark on tailor-made adventures with different dress codes for each day of the week. Enjoy sightseeing tours of our virtual city and indulge in delicious virtual food (sorry, no meat allowed!). Plus, we have personal tailors ready to stitch your in-game outfits for that extra touch of luxury.

But beware, if you can’t handle a dry wedding for a week, you might not survive the craziness of our server. So join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer our epic Minecraft world! And remember, gratitude is key – just ask Ethan.

ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun

Argument, art, Beach, Careful, ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun, daughter’s drawing, de-escalate, emotions, family get together, Friends, hurtful, Insecurity, inspection, Jerk, Ocean, offensive, overweight, palm trees, relationship, sensitivity, sister-in-law

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	6551
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity like never before? Look no further than our server, where even a 6-year-old’s drawings are considered offensive masterpieces!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating art that will make your family members cut ties with you. Drawings so detailed and emotionally charged, they will spark arguments that will last for years to come.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bring out the insecurities of your loved ones with your art skills. Who knew a simple drawing of a beach scene could cause so much drama? Join our server now and be prepared to have your artwork criticized to the point of family disownment. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic resources, buy Greenland, controversial proposal., Danish PM, Danish territory, diplomatic dispute, economic opportunity, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, real estate deal, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial acquisition, trump, US president, US-Denmark relations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

AI SurveillanceCraft

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Behavior, big brother, billionaire, Citizens, control, data, Ethics, Future, government surveillance, Larry Ellison, Monitoring, privacy, privacy concerns, SECURITY, society, surveillance system, SurveillanceCraft, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!

Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	482	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3134	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?