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CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Animals Bred:	64

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Void Gems Collected:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	7789	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Gems Collected:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

AMBITION, Competition, Contestant, Dedication, Entertainment, family, Familycraft, goals, IMPORTANCE, motivation, personal growth, Priorities, reality tv, relationships, sacrifice, Self, self improvement, Show, success, television, VALUES

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness

MouseLife25%Longer

MouseLife25Longer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can inject your mouse with some magic potion and make them live longer and disease-free? Like, what even is this madness, right? But hey, if you wanna have immortal mice running around your Minecraft world, then this is the place to be!

Join us and watch as your mice defy the laws of nature and live 25% longer than usual. Imagine the chaos of having these super mice ruling your server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. It’s like a Disney movie on steroids, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow everything up.

So come on, join the madness and experience the insanity of having immortal mice as your loyal companions in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have super mice running amok? It’s a whole new level of gaming that will leave you questioning your sanity. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s inject some mice and see what happens!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

Camping With a Fire Edition, Central Shroud, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Events, fight club, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Haukke Manor, In-game Events, Linkshells, Maduin, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, patch notes, Resources, sephirot, Server, Shirogane, Spooky Club HD, The Wolf of Wallstreet, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, XIV, xivg

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of laughs.

Patch Notes: Our latest update includes adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure.

In-game Events: Participate in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign and win exclusive in-game prizes.

Meetups: Join us for our monthly Male Meetup where we watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club while discussing the latest Minecraft strategies. Don’t miss out on the Tural Thread Throwdown event at the Tuliyollal Instance – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!