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CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	190	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Votes:	3630
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	9

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

play.EkipPVP.com

SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6327	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7907
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4836
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Items Found:	6400

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2508
Towns Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Animals Bred:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8629

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!