Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken starts attacking you. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s a freaking party!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer joy to absolute terror in a matter of minutes. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and dance the night away.
So come on, don’t be a bloody arsehole, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your sanity.
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pigskin gore in our world is actually magical and can give you special powers if you collect enough of it. Who knows, maybe you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs out of your hands!
So come on, join us and let’s get gory together in the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons break it down on the dance floor.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of TNT? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.
Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!
| BLOODBASH | |
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| Overview | Explore a mysterious world full of secrets and dangers. Bloodbash is a PvP server with PvE aspects. |
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| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/uFGU9EtK |
| SERVER IP | bloodbash.se |
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!
Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).
| Features | Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest |
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| Sponsorship | Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server |
| Mods | Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more |
| Community | Global community with active mods |
A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.
A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.
A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.
A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who are actually master chefs. They whip up the most explosive dishes you’ve ever tasted (literally)! So come join us and dine with the creepers for a dining experience you’ll never forget.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. He’s been known to challenge players to epic build battles and even give out rare loot to those who impress him. So come test your skills against the legendary Herobrine and see if you have what it takes to survive on our crazy, monster-filled server!
Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between Atri’s panties and her pantyshot – it’s a battle for the ages! Who knew that Minecraft could be so high fashion and high performance at the same time?
So come on down and join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. Who knows what other crazy antics our robot friend Atri will get up to next? It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, where even the panties are high performance!
| IP | nclegacy.net |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM |
NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay for improved balance. Some of the adjustments include the disabling of coordinates and elytra, as well as tweaking in-game mechanics for a unique gameplay experience.
| No Cheating |
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| No Exploiting |
| No Bigotry |
| No Doxxing/Harassment |
Additional rules and clarifications can be found at the server spawn. We strive to maintain a fun and safe environment for all players.
A: No, coordinates are disabled on the server for a more challenging gameplay experience.
A: Elytra are disabled on the server to balance gameplay.
A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage on the server.
A: Phantom spawning is disabled on the server.
A: Yes, nether roof void damage is enabled for added challenge.
