Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken starts attacking you. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s a freaking party!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer joy to absolute terror in a matter of minutes. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and dance the night away.
So come on, don’t be a bloody arsehole, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your sanity.
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pigskin gore in our world is actually magical and can give you special powers if you collect enough of it. Who knows, maybe you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs out of your hands!
So come on, join us and let’s get gory together in the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons break it down on the dance floor.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of TNT? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.
Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!
| BLOODBASH | |
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| Overview | Explore a mysterious world full of secrets and dangers. Bloodbash is a PvP server with PvE aspects. |
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| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/uFGU9EtK |
| SERVER IP | bloodbash.se |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.
Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
Forsakens invites you to explore a vast and wonderful world in our RPG server, inspired by Elden Ring. Enjoy a unique and challenging combat system, face unique and difficult mobs, and delve into exciting dungeons full of secrets and rewards. Live an epic adventure in a captivating, action-packed environment.
play.forsakens.net
[!] Welcome to Minemix’s Official Discord Server!
As a Skyblock Minecraft server with a variety of features to explore, Minemix was first created on 2020, The amount of content we have ensures that there is always something new to discover on our server!
play.minemix.net:25588
Version > 1.9-1.21
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No byte for donation
2. No lags
3. Friendly admins
4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountain (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Things for X lvl
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru
❤️ Website: MineRich.ru
⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR
top.zrich.ru
| Feature | Description |
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| Stability | Server has been up and lagless since June 2020 with a massive 35,000×35,000 map |
| Pay-To-Win | No pay-to-win feature, fairness for all players |
| Giving Back | Excess donations support charities and giveaways |
| Inclusivity | Hate speech is not tolerated, safe space for all |
| Custom Plugins | Unique plugins to enhance vanilla experience |
| Cross-Platform | Tuned for both Java and Bedrock with unique features for Bedrock players |
A: The server has been up and running since June 2020.
A: No, the server will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map.
A: No, ExeosCraft promises fairness for all players without any pay-to-win elements.
A: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated on ExeosCraft, and it is a safe space for all players.
A: Yes, the server is tuned for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features for Bedrock players.
Join us as we embark on a journey to test the limits of Minecraft physics by subjecting our players to mind-bending gravitational waves that will have you questioning reality itself.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Monday Tawawa Part 489, a mystical land filled with rare treasures and dangerous creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!