Bloodthorn Minecraft Servers

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	500	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mines Excavated:	4320	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5236
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	1580
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1832
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Towns Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	738
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!