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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1768 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.
