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Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Zombie Dances:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Villages Defended:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	8898
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

TweetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6510
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Votes:	4486
Crops Grown:	9875	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	798	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Votes:	3451	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

5I8K ➡1.18.2-1.20.6⬅ ⚠Anarchy⚠ 🗡PVP🗡🎮Events🎮 Minecraft server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Do you want calm anarchy with a private wooden hatchet?

then come to us!

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IP:5i8k.gomc.fun

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Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	3329	Enchantments Applied:	78
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Towns Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Emeralds Found:	3576	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Task Sisters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crops Grown:	1377

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.

2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.

5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.