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CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	187
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Dragon Eggs Found:	6981

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a secret dungeon filled with killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, it’s like a fluffy death trap waiting to happen! But don’t worry, if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted carrot that gives you super speed and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. So come join us and test your luck in the bunny laser dungeon of doom!

SpookyIRLPlayer

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror!

SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	277	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

PixelatedNightmares

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and epic adventures. Who knows what bizarre sights you’ll witness next? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Minecraft SMP: /hor/ – Spooky Scaries

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can build, survive, and laugh your way through spooky adventures! Our server is filled with comfy horror posters that will make you jump out of your seat with joy. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a haunted house while cuddling with your favorite plushie.

But beware, the horror posters have a mind of their own and may come to life to prank unsuspecting players. One time, a player built a cozy cabin only to have it haunted by a mischievous ghost who rearranged all the furniture every night. It was both terrifying and hilarious!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you scream with laughter, come join us! Who knows what spooky surprises await you in our comfy horror posters edition of Minecraft SMP.

TVHorrorCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	1343
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing horrifying is how much fun you’ll be having! Watch out for the killer sheep that roam the lands, the zombie villagers who throw wild dance parties, and the creepers who are just looking for a hug (spoiler alert: it’s a deadly hug). Join us if you dare, but beware – you may never want to leave!

ScareCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	67172
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as scary as a fluffy bunny? Well, look no further because our server will have you shaking in your diamond boots!

Join us if you dare for a Minecraft experience that will have you screaming like a creeper in a TNT factory. Our world is filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a haunted mine shaft where the ghosts of past players still roam.

But beware, because the scariest part of all is our secret underground dungeon where the souls of griefers past are trapped forever. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasures within? Or will you run away like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end and your heart race with fear, then join us today…if you dare!

BlockyNightmares

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and hilarious things you’ve ever seen in your Minecraft life. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs riding on top of creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Zombie Pigmen, who are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Join them on the dance floor for a party like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who needs real life when you can experience all this madness in Minecraft?

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8482	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Votes:	9849
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	236802	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8877
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	3925
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	996
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Chimeras Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!