BLOODBATH Minecraft Servers

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  • Armada Network – The Ultimate SMP

    Armada Network – The Ultimate SMP

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    Armada Network

    Join Armada Network, the new Ultimate Survival Server – made by experienced SMP players. Form clans and fight in PvP events like King of the Hill or the "bloodbath" at the server’s citadel. With a fair economy and active community, achieve your SMP dreams with us today!

    org.mc-armada.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sick America Minecraft Server

    Sick America Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

    We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NextCraft Minecraft Server

    NextCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you are next in line for a wild adventure!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so crazy that the pigs ride on the backs of skeletons and the chickens lay diamond eggs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Ender Dragon and the Wither Boss.

    So why wait? Join our server and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Remember, on our server, YOU’RE NEXT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lula’s Crafty Mine Server

    Lula’s Crafty Mine Server

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    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.

    and get this, the server owner is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a giant mutant chicken. true story, bro. he’s like a superhero in disguise, fighting evil mobs and building epic castles at the same time.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. just watch out for the lava traps and the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NDF Bloodbath Minecraft Server

    NDF Bloodbath Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as active and bloodthirsty as a pack of hungry wolves? Look no further than our server! Our players have been so deprived of wins in the past year that they will pounce on any opportunity to dominate the competition. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a herd of stampeding creepers. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today and unleash your inner warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ElderlyCraft Minecraft Server

    ElderlyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the United States political crisis is just a hilarious backdrop to our epic gameplay! Join us as we navigate through a world where corrupt old men run the show and young people are the only hope for change.

    Embark on quests to arrest corrupt politicians in Congress and replace them with players of conscience. Or if you’re feeling extra adventurous, start an all-out civil war to overthrow the entire system and let the country start fresh.

    Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the drama and chaos in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughs, action, and maybe even a little bit of anarchy. See you in-game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MexiCraft Bloodbath Server

    MexiCraft Bloodbath Server

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the Mexico councilwoman couldn’t resist joining! She was all like “I need a break from all this politics, let’s go build some epic builds and slay some creepers!” But then things got wild and she got caught up in the bloodiest elections ever! So now we’re all here, building and surviving, in her honor. Join us for some insane adventures and maybe you’ll become the next councilwoman of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HungryCrafts: Minecraft Server

    HungryCrafts: Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server, where the only rule is to post images of your Hunger Games victories! Why? Because we believe in celebrating your epic wins in style.

    Join us for some Beach Games, where you can battle it out with other players in hilarious mini-games like “Sandcastle Showdown” and “Seagull Scramble.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure buried deep beneath the sand on our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate beach bum champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your sunscreen, pack your pickaxe, and come join us for some epic beachside shenanigans. Just remember to bring your A-game and leave your seriousness at the door. Let the games begin, bitches!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Bloodbath: The Minecraft Murder Mystery Server

    Blocky Bloodbath: The Minecraft Murder Mystery Server

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    Welcome to the most misleadingly named Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Despite the name, there is absolutely no killing of floors allowed here. We take our floors very seriously and will not tolerate any floor violence.

    But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).

    Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Bloodbath

    Blocky Bloodbath

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just sit there lifeless like a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is so alive, it bleeds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so immersive that it actually bleeds when you mine into it. But don’t worry, it’s just redstone dust, not real blood (we think).

    Join us for epic adventures where you can battle zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous karaoke sessions.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the villagers go to party like it’s 1999.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride because on our server, anything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP