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  • Platelet Pals: T Cell Takeover

    Platelet Pals: T Cell Takeover
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that stops cancer cells from spreading? well, dis server got u covered! we got magical aspirin that stops cancer from spreading in ur body while u build epic castles and fight off creepers.

    imagine urself mining for diamonds while also fighting off cancer cells in ur body. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness. plus, u get to hang out with cool peeps who also believe in the power of aspirin to save the world from cancer.

    so come join us on dis server and let’s kick cancer’s butt together while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew aspirin could be so lit in a video game, amirite?

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  • XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

    XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

    imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

    plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

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