no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?
so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game spouse decides to leave you during a life-threatening surgery! Will you forgive them or seek revenge in the virtual world? The choice is yours!
Experience the thrill of being left alone in a virtual hospital room, bleeding through internal stitches and coming in and out of consciousness. Will your in-game husband come back to apologize, or will you be left to fend for yourself in the world of Minecraft?
Join now for a unique gameplay experience that will leave you questioning the loyalty of your virtual relationships! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the Minecraft world?
Join our server and experience the thrill of buying and selling diamonds at the perfect time to make a profit. Don’t worry about missing the boat for this bull run, because in our world, the diamonds never stop flowing!
Who needs bitcoin when you can become the diamond king of our SMP? Join now and start your journey to diamond domination!
And get this, there’s this secret underground disco club where we all go to dance and party like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like, the coolest thing ever and only the true OG players know about it. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I mean, how insane is that?!
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic adventures, and just overall craziness, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary player to conquer the server and become a Minecraft superstar. YOLO, am I right?
| Server Information |
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| I co-run this server. |
| We use a variety of behind-the-scenes mods, none that should affect your experience, aside from Terralith, for world generation. |
| Datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks for Player Heads. |
| We currently have 14 people and are looking to expand it. |
| Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/38TtuhU7 |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the server information. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for everyone. These rules will be provided upon joining. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server. The more, the merrier! |
| What mods are allowed on the server? | We have a list of approved mods that are allowed on the server. Any unauthorized mods may result in a ban from the server. |
| Is the server regularly updated? | Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest Minecraft updates and mod enhancements. |
They got events that are more hype than a llama on roller skates, like the FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN event from December 26 to January 16. And don’t even get me started on the Union Raid happening from December 27 to January 2. It’s gonna be more epic than a creeper explosion!
Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood that you can snag from December 12 to January 31. And the upcoming Costume Passes are gonna have you looking fly as a bat in a tuxedo.
But wait, there’s more! They even have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures, like STAYTACTICAL and EEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTONLY. It’s like a treasure hunt for diamonds, but way cooler.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.
not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.