no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?
so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!
join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!
so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic
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| My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience. |
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Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!
Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!
Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!
Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!
On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.
So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!
our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.
if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!
