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Noisy Blood Pressure Check
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we measure blood pressure in the wildest ways! We tested it in public, loud places and it didn’t even make a difference! Our readings are as accurate as a creeper blowing up your house! Join now for the most thrilling blood pressure monitoring experience of your life! Who knew checking your BP could be this exciting?! 😂🎮🩺 #MinecraftMadness #BloodPressureBonanza #CreeperChaos -
Arm Positioning Fun Server
so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time. -
Blood Pressure Buddy
so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?
so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!
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CraftyCapitalists
hey u! ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz on this server, the world’s richest 1% gained $40 tn in just a decade! ya u heard me right, these rich folks be ballin’ outta control in minecraft too! imagine all the diamond blocks they be stackin’ up! join now and u might just get a piece of that sweet, sweet wealth! who needs real life money when u can be rollin’ in virtual riches on this server? so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and become a virtual billionaire in no time! -
BicepCraft: Uterus Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where the bicep poses are as majestic as a uterus diagram! we have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. plus, our zombies are actually professional dancers who will twerk their way into your heart. join us for a wild ride of craziness and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself! -
WildGens
This game is a mix of PvP games and generators. Fight to get money and claim your generators. Upgrade gear with money and get more multiplier for money by getting prestige.
wildgens.com
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RespectMC Network
RespectMC Network Box pvp – kffa – survival games Join our server – play now best server for arabic – english no lag – fast – speed
respectmc.rolehost.com:20015
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ZMGRIEF Minecraft server
New cool server
ruby.magmanode.com:26199
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MagicCraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magic circuits are the new fashion statement! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be casting spells and brewing potions like a true wizard.Join us and flip fate the bird by mastering the art of magic circuits. Who needs fate when you have the power to bend reality to your will? Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlimited diamonds lies within the depths of our magical world.
So come on, join us and show fate who’s boss. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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SMPVtuberQueen – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to witness a showdown between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens over who gets to rule the server as the ultimate animal kingpin.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vtuber who is rumored to be the most inoffensive player in the game. Rumor has it that she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but her soothing voice and a stack of diamond blocks.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.