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Blood Pressure

  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

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    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜ðŸŽŪ #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Noisy Blood Pressure Check

    Noisy Blood Pressure Check

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we measure blood pressure in the wildest ways! We tested it in public, loud places and it didn’t even make a difference! Our readings are as accurate as a creeper blowing up your house! Join now for the most thrilling blood pressure monitoring experience of your life! Who knew checking your BP could be this exciting?! 😂ðŸŽŪðŸĐš #MinecraftMadness #BloodPressureBonanza #CreeperChaos

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  • Caffeine Craze Server

    Caffeine Craze Server

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    Yo, dis server be lit like a creeper explosion! We got energy drinks flowin’ like a river, makin’ yo heart race faster than when you see a pack of zombies comin’ at ya! Join us if you wanna feel the adrenaline rush of a lifetime, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. Plus, who needs sleep when you can chug energy drinks and build epic structures all night long? Come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb diggity!

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  • Blocky Heartbeat Haven

    Blocky Heartbeat Haven

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    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat ur blood pressure will be lower than a limbo stick at a midget party. yea, u heard me right, ur heart will be happier than a kid in a candy store.

    we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell at ur therapist appointment.

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  • BrainyCraft – CardioKids – YouthfulBrains

    BrainyCraft – CardioKids – YouthfulBrains

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! ðŸĪŠðŸ’Ž

    if u want ur brain to be as strong as ur pickaxe, then this is the server for u! we got crazy mini-games that will make ur heart race faster than a sprinting zombie! 🧟‍♂ïļ

    our players have the best cardiovascular health cuz we keep them moving and grooving in the virtual world! 💊🏞ðŸ’Ĩ

    so come on down to our server and let’s build some epic structures together! who needs a gym membership when u can get fit and have fun in minecraft?! 🏋🏞‍♂ïļðŸ°

    join now and let’s get those brains and bodies in tip-top shape! ðŸ’Ĩ🧠💎ðŸ”Ĩ

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

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  • Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

    Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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    Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

    We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

    So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

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  • Arm Positioning Fun Server

    Arm Positioning Fun Server

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    so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.

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  • Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

    Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

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    so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

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