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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3437 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.