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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4439 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7865 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.
SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.