we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!
we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.
so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!
Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!
So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!
Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!
So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!
PLUS, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u unlock a portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons with ur bare hands!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with ur stuff. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur pixelated mansion on this server, no sir!
So come on down and join the fun, cuz this Minecraft server is LIT AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for u!
This server was made for your fun, we will have many available modalities, ranks and an excellent community so that you feel comfortable. We await you at RSCRAFT.
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Join our server and prove your masculinity by making at least 6 figures in game currency to take care of your virtual family. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Plus, our community is full of tough guys who aren’t afraid to show off their skills and take on any challenge that comes their way.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join the ultimate test of manliness? Come join us and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a Minecraft warrior!
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of an 18F player dealing with her brother’s 22-year-old girlfriend, Julia (21), who is not only autistic but also a master at dishing out insults!
Experience the heart-pounding moment when Julia accuses our player of being an “allistic liar” just because her dish went missing in the oven. Will our player survive the wrath of Julia’s accusations and come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between our player and Julia as they exchange fiery words and non-apologies through text messages. Can our player stand her ground against Julia’s trauma and still come out as the hero of the story? Join now to find out!
So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such intense family dynamics, explosive arguments, and non-apology drama all in one place? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the chaos! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness