we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!
we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.
so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.
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CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.
| What Makes CaveMC Unique? |
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| A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below. |
| Custom Terrain & Exploration – Hidden pathways, underground biomes, and unique challenges. |
| Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger. |
| Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist. |
| Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless! |
| Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance! |
| Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts. |
Only Rule: No Cheats
Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.
Server IP: cavemc.net
We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.
Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!