Blood levels Minecraft Servers

Blood Levels

  • VeggieCraft: LowChol, LowGluc, HighFun!

    VeggieCraft: LowChol, LowGluc, HighFun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our wacky minecraft server where u can build ur own veggie paradise and avoid all that nasty meat stuff that makes ur blood all gross. we got crazy vegan recipes and u can even plant ur own virtual veggies to munch on. our server is so healthy it will lower ur cholestrol and blood sugar levels just by playing. who needs real food when u can have pixelated veggies all day long. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

    SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

    we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

    people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

    elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

    join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ProteinPowerMC

    ProteinPowerMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your dream castle and stuff, and suddenly BAM! You’re hit with the urge to run around like a maniac! Turns out, this server has some magical powers that make you wanna stay active and fit, just like those buff muscle proteins in the study!

    But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OmegaCraft: Psychotic Adventures

    OmegaCraft: Psychotic Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate omega-6 vs omega-3 battle royale, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, if you have too much omega-6 in your blood, you gonna be seeing some crazy stuff in the game, like pigs flying and creepers dancing. but if you got that omega-3 flowin’, you gonna be chillin’ with dolphins and building epic castles.

    we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.

    so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trash Eats Minecraft Server

    Trash Eats Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild adventure in the land of Africa? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of street food vendors like Smith, who may or may not have questionable hygiene practices!

    Ever heard of Callme Kenneth, the daring fisherman who travels hundreds of kilometers to sell his fresh catch from Lake Karibu on the streets? Who needs a fridge when you can just sell fish under the scorching African sun?

    INRI organization is here to save the day by teaching African males how to sell milk in a hygienic way. Say goodbye to plastic containers and hello to Daniel Dzamboo’s aluminum milk containers!

    With 130,000 reported deaths from food poisoning last year, who knows what other crazy food adventures await you in Africa? Join our server now and explore the rising inner food markets with Oppong Otoo Mutaatai! Who needs China when you have the culinary delights of Africa waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gumball’s Minecraft SMP High School Adventure

    Gumball’s Minecraft SMP High School Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where Gumball, a fat-bottomed catboy, is the star of the show! He’s attending high school for the first time, but thanks to a districting error, he’s stuck in a school full of humans. Can you help Gumball navigate the drama and chaos of high school life? Join now for a chance to befriend Gumball and help him take on the mean kids who are in desperate need of some relief. Who knew a catboy could cause so much trouble in a school full of humans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyCashCraft

    BabyCashCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for being a single father trying to provide for his babies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all parents, regardless of gender, and we won’t shame you for finding money in unexpected places.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a virtual world for your little ones, all while dodging judgmental siblings who think they know best. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find hidden treasures in your virtual diaper boxes and formula cans!

    Don’t let anyone make you feel like an aita for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours. Come join our server and let’s show the world that parenting knows no gender boundaries!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChildhoodMemoryMC SMP

    ChildhoodMemoryMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while playing with matches? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Our SMP is the perfect place for chaotic players who love to cause mayhem and destruction. Join us for a chance to relive those unforgettable childhood memories in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your flint and steel, because things are about to get lit (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyAnticipation

    MineCraftyAnticipation

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a diamond-encrusted onesie and granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Blocky Bob can make it happen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical disco balls. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Plague Kingdom Minecraft server

    Plague Kingdom Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Plague Kingdom – a cozy Minecraft server, where there is a friendly atmosphere and no place for toxicity. Our friendly administration is always happy to help newcomers and keeps order so that you have a comfortable and enjoyable time in the game. Join us and enjoy pleasant communication, exciting adventures and interesting events!

    mc.plague.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP